Does it ever feel like your bum is all bone?
Do you ever feel like you wanted a blog to discuss cushioned underpants?
Well gripe no longer!
Today I have learned about 'butt for you,' the undergarment made to J-LOifize your petite derriere in an instant - without the healing and unsightly scaring from butt implants.
Don't worry men - you haven't been left out...there's a bidonkadonk pair for you too!
And don't forget your swim shorts to keep your fake booty charade going at the beach!
It does sound a little japanese invention-ey...
|I would use this|
|I could have totally used this 2 weeks ago on that hot ramen soup day|
|this is the worst|
|I hate to admit it because she looks like a clown - but this lipstick stencil is kind of clever|
|Asia is so big on child labor|
|panty print skirts!|
Melinda is a padded panty saleswoman I met today who told me about the Canadian 'butt for you' brand. You can by them online at: http://www.buttforyou.com/ if you need a little extra endowment.
Of course these are not for everyone. I have been
Oh the irony of my 'littlearse' nickname.
These butt-enhancing underthings have apparently become very popular in (where else?) Hollywood, because the slogan 'bigger is better' is an American rule. Only the American version is called 'the booty pop.'
|pink and white balloons really help the 'pop'|
embrace your lady lumps, people! (And your manly ones too)