I have wrinklier hands than a shar-pei (which bytheway is a dog we owned when I was a kid)
|our dog aachoo looked just like this|
|I loved her wrinkles best|
|But Dad wasn't sure if he liked her backside button|
My theory behind my wrinkles has always been that because I was like a month late to be born, my hands became water logged from sitting way too long in my moms kangaroo pouch. And I have convinced myself my wrinkles indicate great fortune.
Today my Mom told me that Oma had these hands too. And that there is a proper term other than 'freak' or 'monster' for wrinkly handed people like ourselves.
|Can you tell we're related?|
I have asthma! And Mom gets eczema! How's that for a great palm read?