If I were wearing a mood ring it would be as black as a black licorice.
I am grumpy because a quadrillion and one unfortunate events have conspired today (and succeeded admirably) to keep my smile tucked away behind my pursed lips. But I best keep my reasons to myself.
I could share these quadrillion and one events with you, but the last thing I need is to relive my day with a play-by-play rant. Plus, my mood is terribly contagious. And I do not wish to make you terribly grumpy too.
Just look at what it did to Nelson.
|someone call an italian to ward off this evil eye|
His mood ring would be mustard stain.
Despite my being grumpy and unreceptive to new information, I managed to retain some learns anyway.
1. I learned that nasa made margarine using the chemical liquid hydrogen that they also used in rocket fuel.
2. I learned that when you pour peroxide on a cut, the infection it treats turns white for a bit. Nelson showed me with the tiny construction cuts all over his hands.
3. And now that I think of it, I kinda learned that looking at Nelson's cranky face can make me laugh even though I don't want to. Maybe I should carry it around in my purse.
That is all. Grumpy people don't like to explain themselves.